Welcome to the Wall of Memes 🍻
Whether sparked by one too many pints or just pure genius, these are the quotes that made us laugh, question reality, or immediately regret saying them out loud.
Some are hilarious, others confusing, and a few… well, we’re still trying to decode them.
Recent Calls to Pint
When in doubt
March 25
Logical
April 25
Steve Jobs
May 25.
Recently Uttered Wisdom
“The two rules of the Friday Pint Club: It doesn’t have to be a pint, It doesn’t have to be Friday”
— B Backes, 2025
“Not using statistics is better than loosely using statistics”
— Unknown
“Call _, I need _“
— J. S., unknown
Heard Something Wonderful?
If you overhear (or say) something that deserves a spot on this page, make sure to tell the unofficial Quote Collector™ or email it in with context, if any exists.
Remember: the quote must be real, ridiculous, and totally out of context.
Disclaimer
All quotes are published in good fun, with no intent to embarrass. If you’d like your name removed, please provide a pint in exchange.
We’ll keep adding more as the wisdom flows. 🍺